Browning apple
a term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, att-tude, confidence, etc.).
“did you see sheila last night? she used to be such a cougar, but d-mn that apple is browning. fast.”
“oh, she’s so sad. clearly she doesn’t realize she’s a browning apple.”
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