Brownload
the act of defecating on someone’s open laptop and shutting it. usually done when one desires to be a huge pr-ck.
andy: “josh stole my towel when i was in the shower so i am totally going to brownload his computer.”
bill: “nice. you should use his sheets to wipe.”
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to browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.
dee’s morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.
a word for a poo.
you’d think because it’s like a brown download, but the word’s actual origins are far more peculiar than that, dating back to a proto-germanic word which was found scribbled in excrement on the wall of a recently discovered cave toilet.
first brought to global attention on the blog:
recentmistakes.blogspot.co.uk
“can i just do a quick brownload first?”
“i don’t think you quite understand the situation that you’re in.”
“well, i do have the mental age of an infant.”
-p-sses electricity through his body until he’s dead”
to brownload on someone is to sh-t on them for s-xual pleasure.
i brownloaded your mum last night.
those sick freaks like to brownload each other.
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