Brownosed
when you have to sneeze while still holding toilet paper (which of course contains sh-t) and you forget you’re holding it so it ends up wiping your nose.
dude, did you just get brownosed?
oh cr-p, checks in the mirror looks like i did.
how the f-ck did you not notice the stench?
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