Browntooth

derived from the more common ‘bluetooth’, browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not ‘browntooth’ compatible. once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
the tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.
browntooth technology is what crazy b-ms and tweekers talk to themselves on. it’s a completely wireless technology, there is no external ear piece. rather, the lone brown ‘p–p’ tooth thats left in their mouth is the primary communication device.
crazy, tweeker b-m walking down the street carrying on a conversation with him/herself. you look, but no ear piece, and no one else around. you say, “ahhh, that dude must be talkin’ on his browntooth .”
when you hve a friend that constantly has a bluetooth headset in his ear, wait until he falls asleep, remove the headset, and drop a nice firm t-rd along his ear. then go to another room and call his cell. there ya have it: browntooth at work.
if fayed doesn’t remove that d-mn bluetooth earpiece soon, i’m gonna give him a browntooth when he takes his disco nap.