Brubaker
a word used for the guys that only wear clothing brands like abercromie, american eagle, hollister, etc. they also wear mesh hats backwards, in the summer they wear flip flops, cargo shorts, collered shirts that are often “popped” and are often wearing a sh-ll, golden or silver necklace. they also usually have a lanyard hanging out of their pockets and their jeans are mostly faded or meant to look vintage or worn.
these guys are commonly known as preps, douche bags, or jocks.
credit to spencer t. for the word.
“look at that gay brubaker by the pop machine, fix your collar, f-ggot.”
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