Bruce Wayne

residing in gotham city, billionaire bruce wayne is a well respected socialite, philanthropist, and owner of the multinational conglomerate, wayne enterprises. he is often known for donating millions of dollars a year to charity and trusts, yet is also seen in the public eye as little more than a playboy and a prominent bachelor. dating movie stars, buying things that aren’t for sale, and so forth. but, little do people know that wayne maintains this facade so that n-body will expect that he is in fact gotham city’s nocturnal avenger, the batman.
“all this, it’s not me. i am more…” –bruce wayne
billonaire playboy, he dates movie stars and supermodels. he lives a superficial meaningless life. for some reason all the other definitions on this site think that he is the dark knight, but think about it; why would a billionaire playboy like him devote his nights to beating up gotham’s criminals?
guy 1: so who do you think the caped crusauder is?

guy 2: i think it’s bruce wayne. think about it; right after he comes back to gotham a well-equiped vigalante starts cleaning up the streets. i mean who else could afford the equipment batman uses.

guy 1: you think that billonaire playboy is the batman? you’re dumber than you look. i think the batman is that new d.a. who’s been cleaning up the streets.
the richest and most respected man in gotham city. he is also the dark knight known as batman.
i’m so glad they created a clinic to help bang babies! and it’s sponsored by wayne industries!
easy…he’s the dark knigh…aka batman!
whoops, i just spoiled who bruce wayne really is!
a reference to your car. however, it must be a lamborghini so don’t be a b-tch and refer to your mommas caravan as a bruce wayne.
matt: i been had hoes in my bruce wayne.

blair: you need to skype that sh-t next time cat!
batman
he betrayed us. bruce wayne is the bat
bruce wayne.

(1) batman.

(2) slang for “brew swayin'”. the act of swaying around after a few brews, or the man who does so.
(1) fact: the green hornet & kato kicked batman & robin’s -ss — on the batman tv show.

(2) andy and barney like to take otis out drinking with them, because he entertains everyone with his bruce wayne walk, and his bud wiser talk. later his speech degenerates to bud wisecracker, and, eventually, bud stupider, until he stumbles himself into the jail cell and p-sses out for a good night’s sleep on a vomit soaked cement floor.