bruin

the official mascot of the university of california, los angeles (ucla), representing one of the most successful ncaa teams in the nation. a consistently large number of collegiate bruin athletes represent the united states or their home countries at the summer olympics.
a famous bruin was kareem abdul-jabaar, six-time mvp in basketball.
pro hockey team from boston.
boston’s kick-ss hockey team that -ssraped the canucks in the 2011 stanley cup finals.
tom: dude, did you see the bruins win game 7?
fred: nah, i was busy jerking off my dog.
a small, d-ckless bear.
“ucla has bruins roaming around its campus. they are so tiny and d-ckless.”
1. a small d-ckless bear.
2. a pregnant female bear.
1. the santa clara high school bruins are all small d-ckless bears.
2. the santa clara high school bruins are all pregnant female bears.
a winner. someone who attends the best university in southern california, one ranked higher than sc in academics, with the most ncaa team championships out of any school in the nation. not a skirt-wearing man condom. wears powder blue and gold, not p-ss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. actually has a brain and doesn’t rely on daddy’s money to get him/her through life.

not a rapist like the usc football team. not a murderer like oj. and not a snake like those usc grads who worked for nixon.
it’s much more difficult to get into ucla and become a bruin than it is to get into sc and become a trojan. ucla requires more than money.
bruin {brue – en}:
1) status of an impending/approaching storm that has not yet let loose

2) unfinished beer or ale not yet ready for bottling {sampling/tasting preparedness depends on how far into the bruin status the batch currently is}
there’s a huge nor’easter bruin out to the west. best cover the crops and bring the cattle round a’fore she hits.

my trick knee is acting up and my joints are stiff: they’s one heck of a storm bruin.

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this here batch is still bruin but get them there bottles sterilized.
we’ll have us one humdinger of a party when this here mash is through bruin.