Brummie Birthday Cake


the act of defecating inside a woman’s v-g-n-, -j-c-l-t-ng one’s load upon the v-g-n- and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and s-m-n. all this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.
oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
yeah lad, that were right grim… what cake was that? ham and chocolate?
nah mate, that were a brummie birthday cake.

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