brunch crush
a situation in which an individual becomes infatuated with their server or host during a leisurely sunday brunch.
“dude, i can’t stop thinking about our waitress. she’s totally my brunch crush.”
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- Silver Sacker
one who possesses the desire and carnal need to have intercourse with ridiculously old people. ingrid: “i sure like that new choir director, but he sure does seem to get excited when i give him a hug.” ethel: “you’d better watch out: i hear he’s a silver sacker!”
- kleinsorge
kleinsorge means “little worries”. people with this last name are confident and will most definitely become successful “what’s his last name?” “kleinsorge” “his autograph will be worth a lot some day”
- dumb sick
dumb sick- to be frustrated, p-ssed off, embarr-ssed, or to have your intentions messed up terry got pulled over on his way to the party with a full case in the back, he’s dumb sick
- yeah riiiight
it’s an expression of sarcasm when you don’t believe something that somebody else has just said. a nerdy guy tells you he has slept with at least 50 women during his university years. “yeah riiiight”, – you reply in sarcastic voice, possibly with a bit of a smile.
- thumbs deep
when someone is p-ssed out and/or so asleep that they’re, “thumbs deep”. a very sweet and successful napping that leads to a thumb in your mouth like a baby, but this only metaphorical. dude! he’s not going out tonight, because he’s thumbs deep!