Bruno mars
he may be a nice type of midget but his whiny voice is really annoying. why does he torture us with his songs that all sound the same?
-bruno mars’ song starts on the radio-
person: nooo! please nooo!
when you fart in your hand and throw it like a grenade at somebody.
d-mn, son you just got bruno mars’d.
he got hit with it from 2 cubicles away, he got straight bruno mars’d
a really good singer
he was featured in b.o.b’s song “nothin on you”
he is an awesome background singer and writes his own songs unlike others
have you heard that song nothin on you?
ya it features bruno mars, hes great
s-x
bruno mars is the definition of s-x.
a s-xy singer from honolulu, hawaii. also is super friggin’ talented. he has some of the best songs ever and he seems really romantic
i have dreams about bruno mars!
one of the most overrated singers of all time. lyrics are bland and uninspiring, and done better by a lot of other people. his voice, especially in the song “just the way you are”, could use some improvement.
ex 1:
“did you hear bruno mars’s ‘just the way you are’?”
“aw, h-ll no, i’m listening to billy joel’s ‘just the way you are’!”
ex 2:
“bruno mars’s song grenade makes me want to kick the next guy i see in the b-lls for no apparent reason”.
a slacker that apparently doesn’t have anything better to do than sit around with their hand in their pants.
they may also think they’re really effing awesome, despite the fact that they clearly can’t get a job. in extreme cases, they somehow believe that they’ll manage to finish college.
not a stoner, but enjoys snuggies and being nude.
“today, i don’t feel like doing anything.”
“good for you, bruno mars.”
d-mn! he makes lovable song but he is not lovable. yeah you know? his face has no charm, elegant, and s-xy image.
his voice is not cool enough to hear.
bruno mars : had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
fans : seeing your face -o_o-
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