brush hog
a cop that sits in the highway median and waits for people that speed
while driving to florida i noticed a brush hog so i let off the gas pedal
a term used to describe the actual device and / or the act of mowing down brush. it is a derivative term of “bush hog” which is a copyright trade name used to describe the world’s most successful rotary cutter. the term brush hog may be heard more frequently in the upper mid-western us states whereas bush hog is heard more frequently in the south and south eastern us. the word is used as both a verb and a noun.
i am going to cut that field with a brush hog.
i am going to cut that field with a bush hog.
i am going to brush hog that field this weekend.
i am going to bush hog that field this weekend.
similar to the lawnmower except the -n-s involved has a lot of hair and is sometime ripped out during the extraction process: the act of inserting a string of -n-l beads into a girl, or guys -n-s. once the string is fully inserted with just enough to hold onto hanging out, place your foot on the -ss and yank out the string of beads like you are starting a lawnmower. you should hear a sound like a motor trying to start that ends with a scream.
that -ss is too hairy for a lawnmower, i think a brush hog will be perfect for you.
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