brushing the otter
the act of a male manually relieving himself, rubbing one out, or jacking off
well d-mnit baby, if you weren’t so stingy with the tooty, you wouldn’t be catching me brushing the otter so much. now can you please shave my palms? i seem to have gone blind.
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