Brushing your teeth
this is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to m-st-rb-t-.
joey says, “i’m going to go brush my teeth”, and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.
sure billy, why don’t you just go brush your teeth!
a man puts tooth paste onto his p-n-s, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his p-b-s and she flosses with that. then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with c-m.
the dentist asked me, “are you brushing your teeth a lot?” and i said, “yes” even though the dentist said i needed a route c-n-l.
an expression you tell a girl when you want her to suck your d-ck
im gonna brush yo teeth with my c-ck bizniatch! and i just ate sum g to da bizzears!!!! fo sho
a slang term for masturbating
it is normal for 12 year-olds to brush their teeth.
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