Bryan Catman


a stoner guy that sits on your couch eating cheez-it’s and sometimes you don’t get what he’s saying but it’s cool, because he brings pot. often tall and lanky, sleeps with all your friends. comes with catch-phrases and catchy music.
“did i tell you how byan catman and i met? i was sitting in a cafe and i offered this guy nacho’s, and then we went back to his place, and he got so toasted he curled up on the ground, like a cat. meowing and stuff.”

“f-ck you pulled a bryan catman, no fish for you.”

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