bryant

a man who spends his whole eternity to fulfill his one and only desire and need: to eat -ss.
yo, did you just go all out bryant on that girl last night?
someone who is quite unusual in both good and bad ways. he seems kind of mean at first but he does have a very nice side, you just have to get to know him.
bottom line is that he can be a nice guy you just have to give him a chance.
but sometimes he can be pretty unbearable.
“that dude seems kinda mean.”

“naw, he’s a bryant. you just have to get to know him.”
an extremely handsome, intelligent man with a good head on his shoulders.

loves his family

treats women with respect

a romantic who will go above and beyond for the woman he loves

good conversationalist

great sense of humor

loves technology and gadgets

good with kids

energetic

humble, yet confident

proud of his appearance
girl: “i would love to be with a man like bryant!”
a man with exceeding s-xual talents.
multiple -rg-sms’ are just what he delivers, to expect any less would be absurd.
bryant will provide you with hours of s-xual ecstasy, give you a brief recovery period and then start again.
a master of the art of cunnalingus.
he made me c-m like a bryant.
i’m going to do her like a bryant tonight.
another way to say interesting or exactly
“wow, that’really bryant”
a bad-ss rugged mother f-cker who gets all them b-tches. usually drives bad-ss 4x4s. bryant is someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned. he is someone who’s better than matt. he loves to game and often is super polite to everyone. he is honest and kind and cute, though his jokes aren’t always witty. a bryant is more of a habitual cannabis smoker than your average stoner. often consider by other to be a pothead, he cares very little about the outside world. bryants tend to gather in groups, although they can be quite content when left on their own, as most bryants enjoy one on one time with their ganj. they smoke when they wake up, before work, during work, if possible, and as soon as they get home. they never run out of weed because they are always planning ahead. bryant knows how to compose a h-ll of a song. urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man. owner of a large p-n-s. known for drinking abilities and smoking trends. a bryant will attempt to lure you into his really stereotypical and totally unoriginal trap.
matt: “hey man, wanna hang out?”

bryant: “yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?”

matt: “i dunno man, my throat’s been kinda sore lately.”

bryant: “oh that’s ok, a bowl will fix that.”

matt: “really? well i’ve got this government test tomorrow too, so i probably shouldn’t smoke.”

bryant: “pot makes studying easier. you’ll enjoy the subject more!”

matt: “you’re full of sh-t. next you’ll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and i should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home.”

bryant: “i’m glad you understand now. got a lighter?”
girl:”my ex made me feel lesbian.”

bryant:”hahahaha. well your beautiful.”
a man who thinks hes incredibly honsome but he acts like a child in many ways. he acts cool because he likes to party with college kids but its adorable how obsessed he is with peniguins because there amazing and he likes to not where shirtsunder bunton shirts that only go to the bellyu b-tton k
this is bryant from my secret school