bryn mawr
prestigious women’s collge located in the suburbs of philadelphia. a member of the venerated “seven sisters,” the women’s college answer to the ivy league.
notable alumna include katherine hepburn and marianne moore.
my cousin went to bryn mawr…now she’s the ceo of a fortune 500 company.
the ultimate in all female education in baltimore, md. a school where you may be paying for a single s-x education but actually spend all of your time at gilman’s boys school across the street. your teachers will test you harder than most college professors and you will pay more every year for the torture. a school built on a tradition of excellence through academics, athletics, and friendship. notre dame prep thinks that they have the market on spring school wide gym event gatherings but one stop at bryn mawr on the 1st sat-rday in may will tell you that our tradition is a century old and getting stronger as it ages. with their well connected and prosperous alumnae (who don’t need to attach themselves to husbands because they are smart enough to make their own money), gorgeous hotties enrolled at the school and amazing achievments recognized nationwide one thing is for certain; many will imitate but none can duplicate the best.
ps: did we mention that we are eloquent too?
known as bms
biggest rival: roland park country school
mascot: the mawrtian
a town generally known for either the rich, bmw-owning, haverford boys school attending -ssholes that live in houses at least three times the size of a normal one, or the middle-cl-ss want-to-be ganstas who spend most nights h-tting up wawa or getting wasted at polo park.
on the average sat-rday night, you can find a small conglomerate of the future members of aa sitting around and on the jungle gym, talking about how much they hate havertown and then climbing into the car, soon to get their third or fourth dui.
my pants can fit a family of 4, my shirt is big enough to get lost in, and even though i’ve had a great education at coopertown i spell “boys” like “boyz.” thats right, i’m from bryn mawr.
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