Bryon
to have a big c-ck of at least 15 inches and is a bad-ss mother f-cker who f-cks like a god
that guy is like a bryon
one of the chillest guys you will ever meet. everybody loves being around a bryon. he is everyone’s favorite and he knows it. he is very confident in everything he does, he’s hilarious, and has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen. spending time with a bryon is priceless. the cherry on top is that he is a s-x god and a romp between the sheets with a bryon will leave you both sore and in a spell for days.
kylie: see that guy over there with the shorts, green eyes, nice hair, and pretty smile?
ashley: ya. must be a bryon.
smart, sweet, kind, caring, secretly ninja, handsome, eyes a forest green, musically inclined, cute, late start, improving. a bryon’s goals in life are very simple: enjoy life, get a fun job, and have someone to love. was given a late start in life due to lack of family involvement, lack of contact with other people his age, and depression. however, bryon is realizing his potential and will go on to become something that will give his mind the challenges that it is constantly craving. incredibly intelligent. quick learner. perhaps bryon will become a musician, a scientist or a teacher. wonderful fencer. even better kisser. the most sensitive straight guy you will ever meet. will never try to hold you back. will always treat you with respect. eats like pacman but never gains a pound. extremely loyal to both his friends and his other. crazy hair. loves monkeys, 80’s rock, and food. lots of food…
who’s that guy with the hair?
oh him? that’s only bryon, the coolest dude ever.
no way! we should be his friends!
s-x g-d on legs and in the water with dolphins
see that bryon he can please a dolphin and a girl
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