BSAFS
bsafs is an acronym for b-tt s-x and face shots. bsafs is the only reason why men put up with crazy -ss b-tches. bsafs is a movement for men!
friend: “wow she really went off the deep end on you man. how did you keep your composure like that?”
husband: “bsafs mother f-cker… bsafs…”
acronym for b-tts-x and faceshots. used to justify staying with a crazy female.
joe: “that b-tch is crazy. how do you deal with that sh-t? why do you put up with her?”
steve: “bsafs, my son… bsafs.”
being sarcastic as f-ck
bsaf. i really love my job
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