BSOD

blue screen of death. the screen that pops up on microsoft when you did absoultely nothing wrong but they tell you that you did anyways. it usually makes you restart your computer.
-typing on the computer, stops and looks at screen to see bsod- oh my god! i was just typing and i got bsod! aww man, i have to restart.
microsoft’s most successful program.
“bill gates gets a dollar for every bsod. no wonder he’s the richest man in the world.”
(b)lue (s)creen (o)f (d)eath:
a fullscreen error message -ssociated with the windows operating system. the vast majority of these crashes require that you reboot your computer.
the reason computers have reset b-ttons.

bob: yay! my 10 hour thesis is finally finished!
-windows bsod: blablabla physical memory dump blablabla 0x73729280 blabla

bob: !!!omg wtf bbq pbj!!! -gets the axe-
the thing that shows it’s ugly face when you are about to beat a game or finish an english paper.
27 hours of playing this game and im all most done– wtf???!!?!! bsod omfgwtf
bsod is short for “blue screen of death”, and is only applicable to microsoft software users. it’s an omen of future computer crashing and happens when you least expect it. even winxp has one.
-typing- -looks up- “aww cr-p man, i got bsoded. only thing now is to restart since i lost all my saved data.”
stands for blue screen of death

a commonly misunderstood error message on windows systems that does not mean a crash has occured, rather it warns you of a problem on the system, tells you what the problem is, what to do about it, and shuts down the os to prevent damage.

another common mistake -ssociated with the bsod is that all your unsaved data is gone afterwards. not true. all new windows systems have a feature called recovery which allows you to recover unsaved files after a bsod.

thanks to a feature called safe mode, users have the ability to delete or repair damaged or infected files after a bsod without damage being done to their system.

unlike windows, mac osx does not have a warning screen telling you of a problem, it just continues running until a crash occurs.
well i got a bsod and it appears as though that file i downloaded has a fatal virus. better go into safe mode and delete it.
bs overdose.
when your windows machine has had enough of your bs.
lolol so i was running five games, eighteen browser tabs, and 100 word doc-ments and my p.o.s. windows machine bsod’d! i think i’ll go get a mac, that way i won’t know when it’s about to crash so i won’t have to panic until the whole system actually freezes.

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