BSS
bull sh-t syndrome
g-d! perry is such a liar! he totally has bss!
blood snot sh-ts
when you take a sh-t and it comes out bl–dy and burns. typically includes many small floaties. often occurs after a big night of drinking.
holy sh-t pete, i had three bss this morning. my -sshole is on fire!!!
bowl-splattering sh-t; i.e.: it is a miracle the commode didn’t explode.
1. that was the biggest bss ever. stay out.
2. the biggest bss mawfaws are those televangelists.
jersey sh-r- acronym meaning breakfast shower soccer
vinny is going bssing
bss (also known as the brian schwandt state) occurs when the mind of a human transcends to a 3.14th dimension where the only thought is of the thoughtless. it is at this state where a person can feel that they can draw a total blank; be it a white, black, blue, slightly green, or gore red blank. only people with practice and time spent intensively meditating can achieve the bss. records of people “pulling a bss” were found dead in various places. on the roof of a really tall building, the side of the golden gate bridge, or even during skiing. unfortunately, those people were found dead, shortly after “pulling a bss”.
common symptoms include, but not limited to: concussions
in other words, bss surrounds us all, we all just have to find our inner brians.
random person talking for 10 minutes about something reaaally important
brian (after 10 minutes, pauses for 5 more): what?
brian just pulled a bss
abbreviation for “bus station sk-nk”; an especially derogatory variant of sk-nk.
“carmen electra has beautiful eyes but she’s bss.”
a misspelling of the term ‘bs’, meaning bull sh-t. this misspelling means bull sh-t sh-t. a very rare mistake, good for making jokes out of.
person 1: that’s a bunch of bss.
person 2: bull sh-t sh-t?
person 1: you know what i meant!
person 2: what you meant is a bunch of bss!
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