Bucketfuck

to do something that is completely pointless, like thrusting into a bucket.

nothing will be achieved by f-cking the bucket, at all.
-man is begging it off someone he is never going to get-

friend: “dude, stop bucketf-cking and just move on with live!”
like bucket list, except it’s of people or types of people you’d like to f-ck. they can range from people in an occupation: (firefighters, strippers, people in the military, cops, p-rn stars, professional athletes), to people with particular attributes (redheads, blondes, asians, people with exotic/unique tattoos, black) ,or even by their possessions : (porsche, apartment with an ocean/city view, condo in aspen). it doesn’t matter if you have a relationship with this person, all that matters is that you f-cked them.
michael caine is on my mom’s bucket f-ck list. personally, i just want a redhead.
1. a person who is so hideous you have to keep a vomit bucket next to you while having s-x with them. normally, you would up-chuck on this person; however, a person this hideous might like it, so you keep the bucket near by to avoid satisfying their fetish and getting spew tangled up in your pubs.

2. when you only have s-x with someone when blackout drunk, but you kind of know them in real life, so you keep the vomit bucket near by to avoid an awkward moment should your case of the drunks get the best of your stomach. you like the person, so you don’t want to lather them in your spew.
that guy is a total bucket f-ck.

yeah, i mean, i like sleeping with dave. but he’s a total bucket f-ck. nothing more. nothing less.
a term you call a friend that you think is behind you and then find out it is not.
what’s up bucketf-ck?
when one feels the need to vomit excessively, but doesn’t have anything else to do it in besides a bucket.
1. i felt so awful on sunday, man i bucket f-cked almost the entire day.
2. dude, i don’t feel so good. i think i need to bucket f-ck