bucklandnism disease
a disorder which makes you b-tch and become a rotten, cold, lying, and a spoiled rich wh-r-. side effects may include cat abuse, giving chihuahuas liquors and ak 47’s, p-ssing your local mexican off, and pretending to be the ultimate weeaboo in front of your j-panese obsessed friends. if you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.
michael: hey my daughter is suffering from bucklandnism disease is there a cure for this stuff?
doctor: sorry mr. michael thompson i can’t help you right now. there are things that i can do and there are things that i can’t do.
michael: so you’re basically saying my daughter is f-cked up for life?
doctor: unless she stop snorting coffee beans and being a freaking wh-r- maybe i can give you a call.
michael: noooooo! doctor i need you to cure the bucklandnism disease
doctor: f-ck this sh-t, michael i’m heading to hawaii! you’re nothing but a crazy b-st-rd.
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