buddha surprise
when wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the bas-m-nt. the lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your buddha belly.
when i walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so i gave her the buddha surprise and told her to come get it.
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