Buddy the Elf
a hyperactive schizophreic man who lived in the north pole as an elf for half of his adult life. he enjoys singing outside of the women’s showers and hugging narwhals. candy canes are his cocaine and maple syrup and noodles are bae. he gets attacked by rac–ns that are hugless and loves to plaay with rotary doors. maybe he needs a saint viator education and some love.
buddy the elf get ur sh-t together
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