Buddy the elf, what’s your favorite color?
a humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. the phrase derives from the movie “elf,” and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person’s house, although this is not the phrase’s only use. a twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as mylifeisaverage.com.
note: “buddy the elf” is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.
-phone rings-
receiver: buddy the elf, what’s your favorite color?
telemarketer: uh…
-telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again-
alternate response:
-phone rings-
receiver: buddy the elf, what’s your favorite color?
receiver’s friend/caller: black.
receiver: black isn’t a color, it’s a shade.
-argument about if black is a color-
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