buddy upper
a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.
hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.
oh yeah, well i hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.
dammit stop being such a buddy upper
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