Budina
a s-xual position dating back to ancient egypt. the position signifies the rising of the nile and the hopes for a fruitful harvest. the male lays on his back, p-n-s erect. the female sits indian style atop his p-n-s, with her back to his face. slowly, she raises her palms toward the sky, raising her pelvis so he can thrust deeper.
“i was really nervous, but adam and i tried the budina last night and i had the most amazing -rg-sm ever.”
a savage and brutish form of ritualistic s-x and a desecration of g-d’s gift, which is the holy union between a man and a woman. a truly deplorable act.
i refuse to believe that society has degraded to such an extent that there are those among us whose morals are loose enough to even attempt such a despicable act. the budina is as depraved as it is demented, and those that accept these abnormal psychos-xual practices should be identified and kept away from the young and vulnerable members of our community. for all the would-be budinas, suggested reading includes the holy bible (both the old and new testaments) and the book of mormon.
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