buff the snail
buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the cl-toris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically “buffing” the sh-ll of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a cl-t.
“i’m home alone. i’m really gonna buff the snail tonight.”
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