buffalo wings

the best bar food ever! fried chicken wings basted in a hot sauce and served with a side of celery and bleu cheese. you dip the wings into the blue cheese and throw the celery on the floor. the best wings are from the buffalo ny area and the farther you get away the greater likelihood that the wings will suck. not that you can’t get good wings in the rest of upstate ny or even pittsburgh, cleveland, and the twin tiers (ny/pa border) but the real deal is in buffalo. douche bags claim that the sh-tty, rubberry, no taste wings one can find in chains like hooter’s and bw3’s are good example of buffalo wings. the sh-ttiest wings under red heat lamps in gas stations in the above mentioned areas are better than these sh-tty chain restaurant wings. also, stupid motherf-ckers dip their wings in ranch dressing. why don’t you just mosey on down to the old country buffet, close your eyes and have them pump what leftover sh-t they have after the early bird special down your throat and top it off with a quart of hidden valley ranch! any douchebag that thinks ranch is a compliment to buffalo wings needs to be castrated with a shrimp fork. note: you can’t get good buffalo wings in chicago, miami, and new york although residents there think you can. they have wings in philly but n-body claims they’re the best,and they don’t eat wings in l.a. because they are -ssholes.
dude, if they were that good they would be called nyc wings and not buffalo wings, so take your pizza pie and cram it up your -ss!
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the tastyest frikin things ever invented!
hot, hot, hot, buffalo wings!
invented in 1965 by a black restaurateur named john young. john young was the proprietor of a restaurant called wings-n-things located in jefferson avenue in the cold springs neighborhood on the east side of buffalo.
frat bro #1: hey bro, p-ss me the buffalo wings while we watch this great white sport of hockey while tossing back a few beers like molson ice labatt ice and genny creams!

frat bro #2: you mean the buffalo wings that were invented by a black man? ok here you go!
the fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman’s bra strap.
wow some people should’nt wear tight clothes. look at those huge buffalo wings, and m-ffin tops hanging out. her fupa has a fupa…omg
when you preform oral pleasure on a woman while she is on her heavy part of her menstrual cycle
marcous finally earned his buffalo wing’s after his girlfriends visit last night.
slang phrase for the extra flabby fat under someone’s arms. originated from king/drew high school.
“man, check out that dude right there! everytime he wave at me i see his buffalo wings!”
buffalo wings is a term used to describe a v-g-n- that is very thick.
“brittany has juicy buffalo wings”
“buffalo wings are always in jeff’s mouth”
“those buffalo wings need extra red hot sauce”