buffed stallion


a studly, male gym rat with six-pack abs, who works on his body daily. sometimes a user of anabolic steroids or sometimes he is just blessed with good genetics. maintains a bodyfat of less than 9% despite having more than nominal muscle m-ss.
at the hair salon, mary and the other older women commented on what a “buffed stallion” the ups driver was and how they would love to have one-night with him.

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