buffering

that stupid annoying f-cking sh-t that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. realplayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.
“buffering . . . ”
the short break(s) a dude takes during s-x to make sure he doesn’t get too excited and blow his load.

(usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
dude: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
girl: what happened?
dude: it’s alright darling, i am buffering…
a computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device
suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. she looked at the program and it said “buffering”.
to work the outside of a woman’s v-g-n- (including but not limited to the cl-toris) without any actual finger penetration. please see the oxford dictionary ‘to buffer”…… polishing br-ss to a high sheen
“i love my boyfriend more than one d right now….he buffered me like no other this morning……… absolutely no finger violation, just plain, simple and beautiful cl-t buffering to -rg-sm. it was so pleasant and buffering with love that i immediately gave him deep throat…and instantaneous reaction that every woman will naturally feel after a good buffering”
the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.
rob: what’s up dude, playing a piano over there?

chris: dude, buffering at 58%!
to be eatten out in a circular motion and being cleaned out dry… like a buffer to a floor.
fred was buffering suzy as if there were no tomorrow
1) freezing mid thrust during rough or angry s-x.

2) freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.
i was totally banging my old lady last night and i stopped mid thrust. she asked what i was doing. i responded, “its a new moved i learned from internet pr0n… it’s called buffering”

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