buffet
a large group of fat b-tches (it is a well known fact that fat b-tches always travel in packs).
yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. where the f-ck are her friends?
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a type of restaurant in which fat/obese americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. said by theorists to be a major contribution to america’s obesity problem.
indeed, one of life’s unanswered questions, is how the h-ll can the american hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.
big ugly fat f-ckers eatin’ together
hometown buffet sucks!
usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. this will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.
maria: man! look at this buffet! there’s so much food! i’ll just taste a bit of everything.
bob: yeah, right! i bet you five bucks you’ll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.
(later)
maria: here’s the five bucks, now can you help me?
bob: nope. (runs off with money)
a place where depending on the type of buffet serves a vast amount of food. usually this food falls under the same food category. there are some buffets that offer varieties of foods and not just one type. usually those are the ones to go to. there are chinese buffets, american buffets, mexican buffets, and many more. not all people at buffets are fat. i love buffets and i’m no where near fat.
cr-ppy buffets:hometown, golden corral, cheap chinese sh-t holes in my town that are pricey and give food poisoning.
pricey buffets that are worth it: sizzler’s, fiesta buffet(las vegas), and usually the ones found in bigger cities.
1 – everything
2 – all you can eat
3 – every s-xual position, performance, option
4 – all the body parts for a s-xual act
his favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.
she enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.
a case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.
when you have two or more females with there pants off and legs open and your preform oral on all of them. also known as eating a female out .hence why its called a buffet since you can eat all you want.
dude i went to this bar downtown last night and bought home three girls and had a buffet with them
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