buffing the little trombone
when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and t-tw-nk on a grateful gentleman
whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.
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