Building my cone
euphemism for onanism, typically offered by isolated novelists.
yo, when i talked to that dyspeptic, sesquipedalian writer dude t-bag slim about all those crumpled tissues next to his typewriter when his book was five months late, he brushed me off by saying, “i’m building my cone.”
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