Bukkake Wookie
after completing the act of simple, everyday bukkake, the dudes chuck a handful of shaved pubic hair at the girl’s face whereby it sticks to the s-m-n residue turning her into a hairy beast. if she doesn’t suspect the addition of pubic hair with her dose of c-m, she may object vehemently. with a throat full of s-m-n, the angry gurgling sounds like a wookie. while this last part isn’t necessary for a bukkake wookie, it’s a nice bonus.
kurt: i just got out of work. are you guys done with your bukkake yet? i want to go to denny’s.
tarik: yeah we done. come pick us up yo.
kurt: okay but we need to take two cars since there’s five of you.
tarik: naw son, we gave marjorie a bukkake wookie so she’s all p-ssy.
kurt: nice. that b-tch never finished her grand slam anyway.
(laughter)
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