Bulbasaur

a gr-ss type pokemon. evolves into ivysaur, and then venusaur. attacks include leech seed, vine whip, razor leaf, and solar beam. walks on all fours, and has a blub on its back. weak against fire and flying pokemon.
a level 32 bulbasaur will learn its techniques faster than an ivysaur.
alan t-tmarch’s worst nightmare, a plant which walks and can shoot razor leaves. also has the ability to whip folk with seeds. spotted frequently in swansea, where he grows to enormous size due to the colossal amount of rain. his best attributes are his m-ssive head. eats candy and mince beef.
most likely to say: “bulba, bulba!”
least likely to say: “what the blazes is that yellow mouse squawking for?”
a person with a large head shaped like a boulder
oi! bulbasaur get your head out of the way
used as a discreet way to talk about or plan on smoking pot when in a room full of people. or telling a friend that you recently came across some a small quanity of pot. you may use ivysaur or venusaur depending on how strong or (dank) the weed may be.
“dude, i caught a bulbasaur over by that guys house, you wanna meet him it my room later?”

“i’m getting sick of catching bulbasaur, we need to evolve to an ivysaur, and if we can get a venusaur, i’ll totally sh-t a brick!”

“man, i was chillin’ with my bulbasaur all weekend…”
the most useless little f-cking sh-t to ever exist. seriously, why is it a pokemon? n-body likes you, just go home. i pick charmander
dude, why the h-ll did you pick bulbasaur over charmander?
the name of a pokemon with an enormous bulb on its back, used as a derogotory term for someone with an enormous nose as their nose makes them apear to be said pokemon when infact it is just their huge nose.
“look at that huge wart on his face!”

“it’s not a wart its his nose”

“oh, what a bulbasaur!”
known as the pokemon character ash used to battle with. recently has been used to put in a conversation at random to make humor in a stiuation that is dull or boring.
so did you see that guy eating pizza bulbasaur at papa ginos?? bulbasaur, hi i just called to tell you that i am home.