bulgarian crumpet
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s over a crumpet/pickett or teacake of similar statues. leaving just enough juices to ooze though it, his partner must eat the cake in order to please his needs.
sarah was feeling frisky at breakfast so she asked john to give her a bulgarian crumpet
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