Bulgarian Thanksgiving
when you stuff a thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. serve with traditional thanksgiving side dishes. makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.
serves 4-6.
mom: son, this bird turned out amazing! what’s your secret?
son: i’ll never tell! okay, i put p–p in the turkey.
family: this is the best bulgarian thanksgiving ever!
studio audience: awwwww!
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