Bulge Misinterpretation
when someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the p-n-s in it. usually, bulge misinterpretation (or bmi) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.
“i met him in the swimming pool, and i really thought he was packing, but turns out i made quite the bulge misinterpretation! i was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie.”
“that’s such a b-mmer! he looks sweet though…”
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