bull headed clap
a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. if left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own c-ck. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on top of a cinder block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let go of said suspended cinder block.
phil-hey jim, how did your date go with jamie?
jim-i think that b-tch gave me the bull headed clap.
phil-that sucks brother…here’s a pistol, i’ll leave the room and call a meat wagon after i hear the shot fired.
jim-thanks bro…(phil leaves room as jim commits suicide)
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