Bullcuse
giving bullsh-t excuses, which you know are bullsh-t, but it gives you the excuse to do something you know is dangerous, illogical and is basically an addiction.
e.g. “i’m not addicted to smoking, i just smoke because i like the taste, it makes my conversation better, i like it”.
“are you for real? that is total bullcuse”
or… “i don’t like healthy food, it gives me diarrhoea and a level of bloating and trapped wind i don’t think i have experienced before. after eating healthy food i have to force myself to have some oven baked pizza for dinner as i really couldn’t stomach anything.”
“are you for real? that is total bullcuse”
#excuse #bullsh-t #illogical #addiction
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