Bullet-Proof Moustache
bullet-proof moustache: (n.) such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. perfect for deflecting headshots.
chuck norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. too bad no one dares to shoot at him.
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