Bullet Wound
when ,while jacking off, a man accidentally -j-c-l-t-s into his navel, then, while running to the nearest shower or sink, it appears to his friends that he has been shot in the stomach.
nah, he’s just bullet wounded himself.
after receiving oral s-x, as the male is about to bust he presses his d-ck firmly against the females forehead and let’s the s-m-n drip down, like a bullet wound to the head.
“oh man, i gave a girl a bullet wound last night. it was awesome.”
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