Bullocked


trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. variations: (randy bullocked)
guy 1 : did you hear the texans sh-tty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses sunday.

guy2: no . what happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

guy 2: lol his suicide attempt was bullocked.
blindsided. caught by total surprise. publicly embar-ssed.
her boyfriend was cheating on her….she was totally bullocked!!

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