bullshit bingo
a game that can be played in large meetings. the players write down management-nonsense word like “out-of-the-box-thinking”, “synergy”, “content streamlining” etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
if a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. when you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout “bullsh-t!” and win.
company bigshot fancypants: “and that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
you: “bullsh-t bingo!”
company bigshot fancypants: “you’re fired!”
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