Bullshit Buildup
a term relating to the acc-mulation of bullsh-t in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. includes all sorts of bullsh-t: lying, cheating, lack of s-x, ignorance, etc.
david: hey jimmy, why did you break up with rachel?
jimmy: it was bullsh-t buildup! i couldn’t take it anymore…
david: sucks man, better luck with the next girl.
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