Bullshitter’s remorse
what happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.
georgette: hey, where’s ryan?
lina: he’s gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
georgette: two weeks?! why?
lina: he told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he’s being fired
georgette: wow, so what you’re saying is that he’s got bullsh-tter’s remorse?
lina: in a nutsh-ll
georgette: ooh, hefty
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