bum-art
using your sh-t, and your b-m cheeks to create beautiful shapes.
the most common artworks are beautiful b-tterflies.
to create these works of art all you need to do is to push a relatively long t-rd, but before you cut the turtle, you need to stand up straight and mash your b-m cheeks together.
this traps the t-rd between your b-m cheeks and forms symmetrical wing like shapes on both sides.
to see your work of art all you do is bend over in front of a mirror, spread your cheeks and enjoy your art!!
son – hey mom, you should have seen the beautiful b-tterfly i made at school today.
mom – oh thats nice, why didn’t you bring it home to show me?
son – because all the other kids complained that i stink too much!!!
mom – what do you mean?
son – its b-m-art mom.
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