Bum Balloon


an action that occurs during -n-l s-x where the female has been pushed nearly upsidown with her -n-s pointing upwards, the r-ct-m opens letting air flow in and whilst the male is thrusting the air is forced out creating a false fart. the moment where the air is inside the r-ct-m is known as a b-m balloon, it is similar to a qweef.
gavin: i was having -n-l s-x with my girlfriend last night and she farted!
james: sure she didn’t have a b-m balloon?

gavin: well maybe, it didn’t smell.

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