bum biscuit


faeces, poo, sh-t, t-rd.
i gotta go and bake a b-m biscuit.
a humourous euphamism for faeces. also can be used as a childish insult to siblings or friends.
1)’what took you so long?’
‘i was making b-mbiscuits.’

2) shut your face you b-mbiscuit.
this is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the b-ttocks. -ssuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name
sweetcorn b-m biscuits are common

hw-ng cookies are usually found in seattle wa

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